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apple tourettes

Commonly associated with the tic, or movement disorder in which a person who suffers from Apple Tourettes is having an episodic manifestation i.e. swearing uncontrollably, expressing anger or frustration that is uncontrollable will also throw objects close at hand including apples.
The individual suffering from Apple Tourettes was observed in a state of anger and frustration, reaching for, and throwing an apple at the target of their anger, narrowly missing their head.
by An apple a day September 21, 2016
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Apple Dildo

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Apple Boobs

Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.
Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?
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apple

why the fuck do you not know what an apple is.
by turtle tosser 123456789 February 15, 2017
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Apple computer

Originally designed as an educational tool in the 70's it was marketed as the first computer small and cheap enough to be owned by individual consumers. Touted as the first "personal computer" and simple enough that a child could learn to operate they gained contracts with U.S. schools. They had 2 main competitors IBM which focused on business applications and Commodore who focused on entertainment (games and media).

As each improved it's side applications Commodore had trouble in the market as businesses leaned heavier on IBM and Apple had contracts with the U.S. educational systems. People saw games and media as frivolous and Commodore filed bankruptcy. However Apple snatched up bits of it and started to develop visual media which is still it's bragging point today.
IBM set it's sights on international markets and set a standard for clones and compatible systems working with Microsoft they developed the windows operating system and truly became personal computers globally.

Apple, although making models for individuals, has somehow gone to market as simply "Apple" all others systems are called PC (personal computers).

A closer look shows this to be true. IBM compatible computers have programs written by anyone and used by individual preference.

Apple is developed by Apple, licensed by Apple and largely slow or incompatible with any other systems They cost 2-3 times more and have a cult like following of hipsters and people who think they know more than everyone else.
I got the most expensive computer on the market!

Oh, really? What kind of Apple computer did you get?
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apple wrist

when ur wrist hurt from holdin ur phone all day
hey i got apple wrist cause my phone so hot
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APPLE

Its a fucking fruit for god sake. Who the fuck DOESN'T know what an apple is?! FUCK! A STARVING KID IN AFRICA KNOWS WHAT AN APPLE IS! HE FUCKING FANTASIZES ABOUT ONE EVERY DAY!
'Know what an apple is?'

Of course i know what a fucking apple is you stupid fuck'
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