Ass Span

Measurement of ass from cheek to cheek, much like wing span.

"Damnnn, caroline must have an ass span of least 2 feet!"

by Bromania March 17, 2010

scran ass

to eat ass:

When you eat ass

Josh Zerkka to Behzinga: 'i'm like on the 24th day of November of this year I shall scran ass once again!'

by CarlWh3zrr April 16, 2022

Ass supremacist

A man who thinks his taste in asses is the best. Often there is a racist connotation e.g. he sees a fat and round ass as inherently grotesque and something only minorities could be aroused by. Also known as an ass elitist.

Guy 1: Wow, look at that fine woman over there, her ass is so fat and amazing.
Ass supremacist: You like that man? That's fucking gross. You got black in your dna bud, by any chance?
Guy 2: Ignore that racist prick, he's an ass supremacist.

by Mr. Grose August 30, 2019

Pain In The Ass

Something really annoying that really pisses you off.

Wake up everyday at 6 a.m is a real pain in the ass

by titas June 17, 2018

ass patrol

when the local police squad spends more time looking for women than actual criminals.

Chelsea: "I can't believe it, I got pulled over the other day outside of the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "Woa, what did you do?"
Chelsea: "I was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and I was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think I blew past a couple stop signs and had "Fuck the Police" on the radio."
Pete Dick: "You must have gotten at least five tickets."
Chelsea: "Not a single one, I am so lucky!"
Pete Dick: "Lucky??? That cop was obviously just on ass patrol."
Chelsea: "You think?"
Pete Dick: "Yes, he was jacking for beats"
Chelsea: "Wow"

by Pete Dick March 15, 2008

ass paper

toilet paper- paper used to wipe your ass

When you go to the store, pick up some ass paper- I'm sick of using napkins!!

by Foxygrrl1214 June 29, 2006

mark-ass

(adj) Very pathetic, characteristic of a "mark", or one who is easily owned or taken down. A synonym of weak sauce.

"Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark-ass bitches..." -2pac, "Hit 'em up"

(beirut game)
Adam: "Game over, motherfuckers!"
(squirrelly shot falls 2 feet short)
Nick: "What a mark-ass shot!"
Simon: "Weak sauce!"
Paul: "Alligator arm!"
(Adam runs away crying)

by Nick D February 17, 2005