Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

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two toke

the good shit......only takes 2 hits to get you high

by dopey July 21, 2003

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The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.

by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009

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Super Two-fer

When you masturbate two times in one day-usually in the morning and at night.

"Man i've been so busy at work i haven't jacked off in a while but I had yesterday off and made it a Super Two-fer. "

by kingofpc November 5, 2009

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my drink n my two step

To have your alchoholic drink mostly patron and be doin the two step with the drink in your hand

At the club last night it was raw as hell, i had my drink n my two step, everything was going good.

by t.scott November 4, 2007

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marks out of two

To rate a girl with your mates who is in earshot but without her knowing. Taken from the statement "I'd give her one!" or two meaning "I wouldn't touch her with yours!"

Dan: "Marks out of two?"
Rob: "I think one"
Dan: "Yep"
Sally: "What are you taking about?"
Rob: "Binary scoring systems for...."
Dan: "Want to go for a drink later Sally?"

by Unsub2007 January 3, 2008

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