The Bortrovian System is scary.
by Gottüberallesπ April 01, 2021
Just a fancy term for making sure the water in a jacuzzi is clean after people fuck in it. Particularly useful on a cruise ship or in a spa where people well you know......
I have to run the Water purifucation system before I close the spa for the night. It's jizz something I do
by 4realazitgits May 03, 2021
An office-employee writing answer letters on a typewriter in response to electronic mail or other communications.
French Company GOA in response to Database Failure:
A: To reduce the load on the database server we have an asynchronous system. What this means is that when you put your details in, the system will store it, another system will then check it and confirm the details to you. This means the whole system is much smoother.
A: To reduce the load on the database server we have an asynchronous system. What this means is that when you put your details in, the system will store it, another system will then check it and confirm the details to you. This means the whole system is much smoother.
by HorzaSe September 08, 2008
by Livingsystemssucks December 09, 2020
Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
the Wii is the most gayest and most retarded gaming system out there and u cant even play any violent games on it except call of duty butt its really complicated.
retard : 0h the Wii is the 3est!!!!! DeRp
smart person: no its not PS4 and X-box one are a lot bet Wii gaming system sucks!!
smart person: no its not PS4 and X-box one are a lot bet Wii gaming system sucks!!
by the correct answer January 14, 2015
The cuop (c-ew-p) system is another form of time kind of like the bean system. In minutes 1 cuop is 5 mins and 9 micro seconds long. Some clock have the system unknowingly there is a line next to each major number. To put is easily 1 cuop is 5 minutes long and it is used to make time go faster.
I will be at your house in 1 cuop.
My lesson will end in 24 cuops.
I use the cuop system so time goes quickly
My lesson will end in 24 cuops.
I use the cuop system so time goes quickly
by Dots keeper of words June 21, 2021