skanking

A form of dance in which you move your neck forward and backwards, almost like a pigeon. This is usually done to intense music like Rock, but can be done to more chilled stuff like Bob Marley. This is best done stoned or drunk, although is still fun with your boys when you are sober.

It is great skanking to this song.

by Its me Hazman! May 11, 2014

Stacking Stakes

1. To continue to make something worse.
2. To put off something that will only get worse in time.

"Man when will Jeff stop stacking stakes and just break up with Lisa already?"

by Count chocula September 1, 2016

sphanking

While two people are having hetero intercourse, Sphanking is where a 3rd party inserts their hand into the females' anus and strokes the males' penis from the inside.

I was fucking my girlfriend last night when her roommate walked in and gave me a sphanking like a vet birthing a baby calf.

by vtamps August 17, 2016

Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016

Standing O

An orgasm you get while standing

She deserves a standing O for that back massage she gave me earlier.

by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016

standing goovation

Of pornograpic movies; the point in a scene, usually the end, where the male actor or actors rise to their feet and salute their female co-star for her fine sexual performance by showering her with their sticky fluid.

Ey, I was watching this film last night, she played the pink oboe so well that the entire cast gave her a standing goovation. She looked like a painters radio at the end

by Boozybloke November 22, 2016

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016