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Camel Nose

The male version of 'Camel toes'.

'Camel nose' refers to the outline of a human male's penis and scrotum, as seen through tightly fitting clothes. Camel nose commonly occurs as a result of wearing tight fitting clothes, such as jeans, shorts, sweat pants etc...Due to a combination of anatomical factors and the snugness of the fabric, the crotch bulge may take on a resemblance to the nose of a camel.
If I pull my pants up any higher everyone is going to see my camel nose!
by Chez Moi November 25, 2010
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Wedding noose

Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.
Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!

Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!

Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!
by Richter ass June 29, 2011
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Pre Coital Nonsense

Words used to try and get your lady in the mood, however she reads your mind and tells you so.
Man: "Your re looking really good tonight"
Woman: " Enough of that pre coital nonsense, I'm going to sleep."
by elPone February 20, 2011
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Picking his nose

Johnny was horny, so he "picked his nose"
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Jeofrey was "picking his nose" when his mom walked in
by Steelshadowz June 28, 2018
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blowjob nose

Similar to blowjob lips, a blowjob nose is a nose with large voluptuous nostrils that you could easily imagine slipping your penis in.
"You can keep calling my girlfriend ugly, but I just think she just has a blowjob nose."
by Troy Rabideau July 12, 2009
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dick nose

1. an insulting term for a person with a big nose and who acts like a asshole or a dick.
2. a snoopy person who likes to pry into other people's private business.
Not to be confused with a dick weasel.
1. Because Adrien Brody is a stuck-up celebrity with a big nose, he is a dick nose.
2. After I found my brother going through my stuff, I knew he was a dick nose.
by toast455 July 21, 2005
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brown noise

An oscillation of sound that causes the bowels to loosen. The Brown Noise is believed to be 92 cents below the lowest octave of E flat.
"We're trying to find the Brown Noise. It's this one pitch, this certain frequency, that makes people lose bowel control!"
by Malorie September 13, 2005
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