Microsoft Sam

The most common default text-to-speech voice on Microsoft Windows computers. MS Sam is often used to say funny words or to sound like a helicopter.

You may also know MS Sam from the YouTube series, Arby and the Chief; MS Sam plays Chief.

Classroom friend, Joe: "Hey Matt, watch this!"
Microsoft Sam: "Penis"
Classroom friend, Matt: "Hah! You made him say penis"
Teacher: "Hey! Who said penis?!"

by KenzelC April 10, 2010

Uber Micro

Uber Micro is the ability to be able to command a vast amount of units (men) in rts games (Command and Conquer and Starcraft) This skill if highly recognized amungst gamers (made popular by the hit internet series "Pure Pwnage") and should not be taken lightly.

Tim: "Yeah, I got pwnd the other day cause the guy I was playing had Uber Micro"

Dylan: "Stfu noob..."

=or=

Usually Koreans who play starcraft have insane Uber Micro

=or=

Jeremy from purepwnage has Uber Micro

by Dylan (f1r3f0x. broodwar, uswest) April 10, 2007

Michai

The only one of his kind. A great person and a man of God. Not enough words can describe him. He is the most interesting man in the world.

I love that guy. And his name is awesome! Michai

by AyeeMickey November 27, 2012

mickaela

a girl with a huge heart and a tiny gorgeous body to fit it all into. She's always kind and ready to pick you up and put you back onto your feet. She's a ruby, so precious that when you've got her you couldn't bear to let her go. She adds so much to your life that you feel that she almost IS you.. BUT SHE'S NOT. She has her own crazy and wild life that you're lucky enough to be a part of! It's always a blast being around her, for the guys too ;) They can't help being drawn in.. and no wonder why! She's incredibly intelligent, and extremely competent. She knows how to take charge and she makes things fun. She has a certain formality about her, but at the same time sometimes you can tell when her wacky side has completely devoured the rest of her, leaving spontaneity to reign and baffle any living creature within her vicinity!

WHO'S THAT CHICK

well if she's super awesome and super fun, it can only be one...
MICKAELA!

by raffledaffle November 27, 2011

Michigan

The high five of America!

If some one asks you where your from and you live in Michigan you hold up your hand and just point it out

"I'm freezing my ass off but at least I live in the high five of America!"

Floridian: "Where are you from in Michigan ?"
Michigander: holds up hand, and points "Well yall, right about here, how bout you?"
Floridian: Whips out dick "right near the tip"

by Brittvj January 4, 2009

Micromanager

Someone who overanalyzes things and can at times be extremely petty about it. Paying attention to minute details that are a waste of time and energy. Has a tendency to accuse others of possible wrong doing just to have someone to be the scape goat to their insecurity and constant need to control something or somebody.

Dan is constantly accounting for every pencil and paper clip and has to nit pick about who spent the last $800 and isnt satisfied if the explaination doesnt fit his mold of what the money was used for even if the evidence is presented proving that the money was spent wisely. Dan always has this micromanager mentality which is highly annoying.

by Queenbee7519 September 1, 2009

Reverse Microwave

a device that makes ice super fast; or beer icy cool real quick; or cool down pizza thats to hot so you don't burn the roof of your mouth.

"i could win the invention of the future contest, remember i made that reverse microwave?"

by Yard_Bird January 13, 2004