Smarties Rule

If you have to choose a color for something, you will purposely make sure that the last color you pick is red.
Mom: "I bought you that shirt two months ago and you're just wearing it now?"
Son: "Smarties Rule. It's red."

Sally: "You've painted your room pretty much every color, why haven't you used red yet?"
John: "Smarties Rule. I still have to use indigo and tickle-me pink before red."
by KenzelC April 10, 2010
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Shit got hefty

When something extreme happens. This could be something good or bad, depending on its use. It doesn't always have to be used in the past tense either.
Joe: "Some guy called me a douche at the club, that's when shit got hefty."
Mike: "Oh man I bet you kicked his ass!"
Joe: "Yup"

Tom: "Hey Joe! You douche."
Joe: "That's it, shit is about to get hefty!"
by KenzelC April 09, 2010
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Microsoft Sam

The most common default text-to-speech voice on Microsoft Windows computers. MS Sam is often used to say funny words or to sound like a helicopter.

You may also know MS Sam from the YouTube series, Arby and the Chief; MS Sam plays Chief.
Classroom friend, Joe: "Hey Matt, watch this!"
Microsoft Sam: "Penis"
Classroom friend, Matt: "Hah! You made him say penis"
Teacher: "Hey! Who said penis?!"
by KenzelC April 10, 2010
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