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The most common default text-to-speech voice on Microsoft Windows computers. MS Sam is often used to say funny words or to sound like a helicopter.

You may also know MS Sam from the YouTube series, Arby and the Chief; MS Sam plays Chief.
Classroom friend, Joe: "Hey Matt, watch this!"
Microsoft Sam: "Penis"
Classroom friend, Matt: "Hah! You made him say penis"
Teacher: "Hey! Who said penis?!"
by KenzelC April 09, 2010
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
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a funny voice inside microsoft's Awesome XP.
If you type in ''soi'', its a roflcopter.
If you type in ''crotch'', you get Crowsnest.
its funny
Jim: Hey Tom, Bob, and Bill! Look at this!
Microsoft Sam: soi crotch soi crotch
by u2dvdbono August 25, 2010
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The voce module that comes with 200 and XP to help blind users use the computer. also very funny to make say things..

Funny things to make microsoft sam say:

1. piss! Piss out the ass!

2. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

3. fuck shit piss cunt tits cocksucker motherfucker twat

4. just mash the keyboard and ask Sam to pronounce what results.
by g-pain November 28, 2007
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the annoying voice that is in your computer and cannot pronounce words correctly
just try it in your computer and you will see it and Microsoft SAM is annoying
by hajii December 26, 2008
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