The act of forcibly inserting a hammer into the anus of an opponent. In optimal conditions, the blunt end and nail-extraction apparatus will both achieve penetration, however, any portion of the hammer enterring the rectum is sufficient. At this point, the executor of the Carpenter's Revenge will procede to rotate the hammer in a circular motion, inflicting serious damage (and/or pleasure) to the anal walls.
1. Holy shit! Bob the Builder went to town on Pedro's anus with the Carpenter's Revenge.
2. Oh my God! Jesus is back, and he's executing the Carpenter's Revenge on the anus of humanity.
2. Oh my God! Jesus is back, and he's executing the Carpenter's Revenge on the anus of humanity.
by Keegan K August 23, 2007
Get the Carpenter's Revenge mug.Considered by many to be the gateway to the dirty South, Cape Henlopen is an area in Delaware located on the coast. It is the hometown of the particular Division I lacrosse legend who orchestrated (and even choreographed) the original "the move".
The official language of the area is rastafarian, and everyone there has a tan and boogeyboards.
The official language of the area is rastafarian, and everyone there has a tan and boogeyboards.
Visitor: "Hey, isn't Sean from Cape Henlopen?"
Native Cape Henlopian: "Ya man, he always be jiving and rolling up in dis here dune boogey."
Visitor: "I dont understand you, but you have a nice tan."
Native Cape Henlopian: "Ya man, he always be jiving and rolling up in dis here dune boogey."
Visitor: "I dont understand you, but you have a nice tan."
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To go to the bathroom intending a quick whizz, but deciding mid stream to "sieze the day" and roll out a big steamy one.
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Get the capes mug.While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."
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Get the carpet ass mug.A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event where a guy takes four quarters of windowpane, gets spit-roasted by five or more different dudes, and is continually sucked off by several others, while being filmed on peoples' cell-phones. This often lasts for 8 - 12 hours.
Oh WOW! The other cadets in my pod gave me a Magic Carpet Ride last night, and I've been tasting and shitting cum all day!
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