Definitions by Gilgatronator

Carpe Diem 

To go to the bathroom intending a quick whizz, but deciding mid stream to "sieze the day" and roll out a big steamy one.

"Dude, you've been gone for 15 minutes I thought you were taking a piss?"

"Carpe Diem"

Carpe Diem by Gilgatronator December 1, 2011