Cool Aid Democrat 

A person who believes that every single thing that is wrong with the entire universe is solely the fault of one person - George W. Bush.

As a Cool Aid Democrat, I believe George W Bush is responsible for the heavy traffic on the 405 freeway this afternoon.

Cool Aid Democrat by Bad Bobby Brown December 15, 2008

cool by association 

adj. Achieving a higher social status through association with a popular person. These people will never rise to the same social status as those they emulate. They are invited to "cool people" social functions, however, if they bring someone of the opposite sex with them they must be of the same social status. This is because a true popular person would never become involved with someone of lower status. This is primarily common in a high school setting because of the various social groups.

Dave: "Why did Bret bring Gina to the prom?"
Sam: "Gina is the quarterback's sister's best friend."
Dave: "But she's a big time softball thickie!"
Sam: "Doesn't matter, they're cool by association."
Dave: "Oh I get it. Bret is Blake, the quaterback's, friend from Little League. Gina has been Blake's sister's best friend since grade school. Neither of them are popular enough to come with Blake or Cindy so they are here with each other."
Sam: "Cruel, ain't it."

cool by association by Lomonte95 July 7, 2006

cool story hoe 

When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.

Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.

You: Just benched 400 lbs.

Hoe: Cool story bro.

You: Cool story hoe.

cool story hoe by themasterofeverything123 June 5, 2011

cool-hunting 

When burnt-out 30-somethings cruise the avant-guard art and design scene for young ideas they can exploit shamelessly or otherwise capitalize on as leading executives within the fashion, music, publishing or design industries -- and still feel creative and useful.

She went cool-hunting in Scandinavia for ideas for her design store

cool-hunting by Kim Wyon April 12, 2008

cool Jarvis 

Slang for a hot cup of coffee.

Its cold out. I could really go for some cool Jarvis

cool Jarvis by the brizzlenator April 3, 2011

cool your duals 

(archaic) to calm down, relax,take it easy, let go of a situation. Derived from a time fast cars had dual exhausts to alleviate back pressure from the cylinders

Cool your duals dude. We ain't fighting Lincoln Place over a broad. They have Big Boy with them and he can kick the shit out of all of us by himself.

cool your duals by John Toxey June 28, 2011

Cool down beer

The last beer of the night after drinking whiskey or other libations for multiple hours. Just like the cool down lap that the gym teacher in elementary school would make you walk.

I went out to dinner and had a few glasses of wine then went boozing at some bars. Had to stop and have a cool down beer at a hotel bar before I went to bed.

Cool down beer by MO78 August 3, 2012