boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

This designates either a subject at school/university, which studies some phenomenon that no one is ever curious about, or a topic of conversation that is absolutely stultifying (boring beyond one's ability to cope).

Formation:
"boring" (Eng. adj.) + "-atics" (Gr. suffix, meaning "the science of")
Etymology:
Created on the spur of the moment by etymology-savvy internauts
Semantically related to:
Umberto Eco's "tetrapiloctomia" - the (intellectual) activity of splitting hairs
Lexically related to:
pragmatics

boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

Anon. student about his professor: He's teaching Boringatics (n.).

Anon. student: I've got to study for my boringatics exam (adj.).

Anon: I am reading Lucretius' poem, De Rerum Natura.
Anon's friend: Boringatics! (interj.)

by elle.ninho March 14, 2011

Boing Loing

Slaping a girl with your sack as fast as you can. Up and down. Side to side.

I was pissed at at my girl friend so, I boing loinged her.

by The Retard October 15, 2012

Boning Bug

Also known as Scabies, a highly contagious skin mite that doctors say is most commonly transferred during intimate contact.

The doctor said Alexa has boning bugs!!!!

by ermahgerdddd February 20, 2013

boing hop

when you jump above your opponent and land on them with your ass, doing massive damage

I can't believe I lost because of a boing hop. Shoulda never let my guard down!

by foolguy July 14, 2013

Booping the poop

to annoy someone so much that they can't help but poop out of sheer fury.

"You're really booping the poop out of me."

by Professor Pumpernickle November 10, 2014

Bomping

Combination of bumping and stomping

Man, that fool be Bomping on the dance floor!

by Cokopuff March 22, 2016

bloping

Bloping is the act of pulling your penis out of another mans penis so quickly that it makes a noise similar to "blope".

1: Jeremy and i bloped so hard last night after docking for four straight hours.
2: Pulling your dick out of another males penis.
3: Bloping is so fun.

by Plasterface September 23, 2016