crescent moon blumpkin

Taking a shit in an out-house while recieving fellatio from your willing sex partner.

Sue gave me a mean crescent moon blumpkin when we were camping this week-end.

by The Brain from NY November 21, 2005

Blimpediment

Short For Black Speech Impediment, Often Confused For Ebonics And/Or Negro Slang...

Blimpediments Can Be One Or Often All of The Following:

Slur Of Words - Thought To Be Sexy By Thick Women
Use Of Not Real Words - Such As Aight, Fo Shizzle, Dogg
Sounds Like Down Syndrome - Ah Man Im Tryna Fuck Shiiit
Sounds Like They Swallowed Their Lip - Theyre So Big
Consistent Licking Of Lips - Chapped And Ashy Aint Classy

(The List Continues... Look At Black People... You'll See)

by ImOldGregNigga October 29, 2008

blumpkin muffin

Having a sixty nine while taking a dump on the toliet

Me and my bitch had a blumpkin muffin last night!

by XXXJ October 20, 2009

Blum

Bloody cum. When seamen is ejaculated which contains blood.

Christian has ruined another pair of pants because of blum.

by Paul Chapman May 18, 2008

Blimp

When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.

After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

blomp

much like the glomp known by anime fans, but without the pouncing start. Included in the Risembool Ranger Dictionary.

I have given the Führer a blomp!

by Riyou November 14, 2007

Blum

A mixture of blood and semen produced by having sex when a woman is menstruating.

"Shit, shit, shit! I've got blum all over the sheets."
"Aaaaah! It's all over my knob!"

by xBlackFacex August 17, 2011