Third Wheel

A friend without a partner who gets in the way and prevents couples from having the necessary time to socialize in private. Severe cases of third wheeling can cause major relationship problems for the couple they have attached to. A relationship parasite that feeds off your good intentions and destroys the host. Vampires that wear a smile and offer to 'help' but eventually turn out to have an agenda. Anybody happy to third wheel long term will usually turn out to be a bad friend.

will arrange nights out with one or other partner individually. generally refuses to recognise boundaries like giving a couple space, not constantly invading their home/life. Gets jealous or nasty when told to back off. causes trouble between couples but in a quiet way. Usually tries to make themselves necessary by doing the chores expected of either partner ie picking kids up from school, driving people around. The more they do the harder to remove them it will be. Third wheels are generally frowned upon, with good reason.

by Ernie Whoopass December 24, 2013

hamster wheel

(adj.) of poor quality or mediocre build; can be used to describe various different things, especially internet connection

Will: "Yeah I don't think that I'll be on Xbox Live tonight."
Liam: "Why not, dude."
Will: "I can hardly join a game with my hamster wheel connection."
Liam: "That's cuz you live in the middle of nowhere dude.."

by Will Smithers January 1, 2011

Weeeeeeeeee

To expess sarcastic enjoyment.

Oh, weeeeeeeeee, we're getting a new couch.

by shellybasser April 13, 2003

wheelchair piece

an incredibly hard to play musical piece

Achilles Last Stand by Led Zeppelin is a wheelchair piece.

by Mijito August 8, 2007

first wheel

First wheel is the person that is the lonely wheel in the front of a tricycle and the happy couple are represented as the back two wheels. Being the first wheel usually puts you in an uncomfortable position given then fact that you are forced to be around your friend and her/his mate. But remember, a tricycle can't function without the front wheel so the first wheel is a necessary component of the back two tires relationship.

Me: "Gosh Sammy, you are such the first wheel of this tricycle...look at Robby and Natalie that happy couple of tires back their and you're up here in the front such a lonesome tire...the first wheel"

Sammy: "Yea *sighs* it sucks being the first wheel...:("

by oheydidn'tseeyouthere January 27, 2012

four wheeler

A truck god damn it

My four wheeler is better than ur bitch

by Redneck girl August 13, 2017

two hands on the wheel

To masturbate two guys at the same time, with one penis in each hand.

Dude, you see that chick at the party last night? She had two hands on the wheel.

by mangang nappo August 17, 2012