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one wiper

That magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a winnick
I took a Winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, I should buy a lottery ticket today!
by chosney August 6, 2003
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Wiped my shoes on her welcome mat

When going down on a girl you vomit in your mouth and either swallow it back or spray it on her cooter.
Dude, I was going down on this chick pastor and totally wiped my shoes on her welcome mat.
by max meat July 20, 2010
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front wiper

Typically an unintelligent male with a muscular structure so massive and inflexible that it prevents them from wiping his ass from behind.
He's such a front wiper that I bet his balls have stalactites.
by The Challenge May 15, 2009
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piper wiper

The act of fucking a girl in the ass, and as soon as the man cums, he pinches her neck very hard. This causes the woman's asshole to clench up, and when the man pulls his penis out, it is perfectly clean.
A piper wiper gets my dick nice and clean.
by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003
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Wipeout

A "blatent copycat" of television classic Takeshi's Castle, later re-dubbed into the monstrously successful and critically acclaimed world-wide hit television show, MXC.

It never lived up to it's potential and certainly was not done as well as the end result was a show that was worse than MXC, a show that was produced in 2003 and filmed in 1986. Even with the newer technology, it is still considered a flop and an inferior show to many viewers.
Person A: Is that MXC?
Person B: No.
Person A: Yeah, it doesn't look as good, although it's in Hi-def
Person B: It's "Wipeout"...
by 지나 화이팅 September 11, 2011
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essex windscreen wiper

Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.
Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper
by EssexDave May 15, 2016
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Windshield Wiper

Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.
Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."

Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
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