15 definitions by The Muffin Man

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The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.
Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."

Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
by The Muffin Man May 07, 2004
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A noun. A word referring to either a the monetary value of ten dollars, or 10 dollars worth of weed (depending on the quality of weed). Was widely introduced into common slang originally in Chicago in the late 1970’s early 1980’s.
Big Dawg, "Hey zJoe let me hold onto a Sawbuck until I get back on my feet."

zJoe, "Nah, zJaw I can't do it, between the rock and the dice I be broke."
by The Muffin Man June 07, 2006
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A derogatory more degrading term for calling someone son, who isn't in fact your son. Considered very disrespectful. Used to show authority or empowerment over a person. Basically labeling the person you refer to as skun your personal bitch.
Joe, "Go get me a beer skun!"
Bitch Boy, "What kind of beer sir?"
Joe, "You know I only drink King Cobra 40's skun!"
by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006
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A verb. When someone hits a bong, holds in the smoke then rips a beer bong and exhales the weed smoke. Invented at Dorsey's house in the late 1990's.
Dorsey, "Damn Stanger that's your 4th Bong Buster this hour."

Stanger, "Yeah you're telling me, I have to go to work at UPS in an hour."
by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006
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A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.
Carissa's favorite type of rim job was the chocolate muffin next to the rusty trumpet of course.
by The Muffin Man June 22, 2006
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When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?

2: no

1: why?

2: because she was on her period.

1: why don't you give her some red matter.

2: whats that?

1: It's where you....

2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
by The Muffin Man November 09, 2012
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