turd burgalar

similar to ass-pirate, beef smoker, queer, fudge packer, ass master, trash compactor, flame-o, juicy fruit, fruitloop, homo, butt plugger or trucker on the hershey highway.

that guy over there is a total turd burgalar.

by dylio July 31, 2006

turd burglar

Another name for a gay man/boy.

Elton John is a turd burglar!

by psycho bitch March 16, 2004

ghost turd

also known as the disappearing mud monkey, its when you let out a chocolate hotdog but look down later to discover a toilet with no turd in it.

holy crap, i just had my first ghost turd

by mrwhite1337 June 16, 2008

turd hole

The hole from which dookie and poo poo come from. The butthole.

"He went up the turd hole."

by corn master October 2, 2002

turd herder

A man responsible for manipulating multiple pieces of turd into one designated area. Although typically in the port-o-potty field, this expert is not limited to just one zone of poo. A turd herder is a modest man, but a confident man. He can find your shit, extract it to a safe place and you will never even know he was there. Your shit is his bread and butter

Timmy the Turd Herder quit his old job at Safeway because he was tired of taking everyone else's shit.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

turd

Turd is an acronym for Toyota Urban Racing Development. Toyota was all set to stamp TURD on the side of their trucks in an attempt to make trucks more appealing to city dwellers, hence urban and racing being part of the logo. Just prior to shipping the trucks to the US Toyota learned what turd ment in english, so now their trucks are stamped TRD. Urban has been left out.

Hey did you see that new Toyota truck? It's a TURD!

by froolap April 16, 2010

turd farmer

Someone who regularly produces a crop of turds.

"Hey Turd Farmer, how's the crop coming in?"

by buttcote July 7, 2007