twatapuss

A man who acts like a huge vagina or a pussy because of insecurity issues, or is just plain scared of the final outcome of any situation.

"Kyle only had three beers fishing today before he went home to the old lady"
"That is because he is a huge twatapuss"

by beerboy75 October 7, 2009

two days and a wake up

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.

e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

by Flash Freak 342 March 6, 2016

Tittie Twister

The act of taking ones nipple between your thumb and forefinger and twisting with great force. Considered a term of endearment in high school athletic circles.

Geeze, my nipple is still burning from that killer tittie twister I got in gym class!

by Whiplash January 7, 2005

Twilve

The English language is lacking a word that defines 24 hours, like e.g. the Scandinavian languages have. There's "day" that can define a 24-hour span, but that can also be used to define the 12 hours of light, as opposed to "night".

"Twilve" is a contraction of the words two/twi and twelve, defining a period of time that is two times twelve hours.

"Twilve" is both a noun, as in 24 hours, and a verb, meaning "stay up for 24 hours".

Noun
"A twilve"

Verb
"To twilve"
"I'm twilving now"
"Yesterday, I twolved"
"I've been twilving"
"I'm going to twilve"
"Twolve!"

by tanketom April 24, 2008

twinges on the hinges

another way of saying arthritis

Sister : Dad can't come snowboarding next week bro!

Brother : Why not?

Sister : You know, the old twinges on the hinges again!!

Brother : Oh yeah, forgot how old he was getting!

by bubble28 December 23, 2008

twitterm

All the terms that have been derived from twitter. Twitter terms.

Tweet, retweet, twoosh, tweeps,etc.

"Man, there's like a new twitterm everyday, I can't keep up with them all."

by t3hsteph May 20, 2009

Twinleaf'd

When small patches of snow appear outside overnight. (Origin: In Pokemon Platinum Version, snow patches that were not present in Diamond and Pearl appear for seemingly no reason.)

Person One: "Hey, are we going to get a snow day tomorrow?"

Person Two: "Nah, it's not supposed to snow that much. We'll probably just get Twinleaf'd."

by Cole Minor February 11, 2010