Phantom Punch

The sexual act of two lovers putting their buttholes together and farting simultaneousley.

Lisa and Roger performed a phantom punch to arouse themselves.

by The Hamburglar killer February 17, 2010

Phantom

The act of fornicating with a woman to the point of climax, then beating her until she becomes disoriented and shooting your load so that she does not know which direction it came from.

Man, after I pulled a phantom on Krystal last night, she didn't know her ass from a whole in the ground.

by Davey and Ritchie November 2, 2007

Phantom Hoe

a person who swoops in between 12 am and 4 am for a late night sexual encounter and leaves before everyone is awake. This person is only heard not seen.

Dude I heard your phantom hoe creep in last night.

by Chazlee Garcia May 6, 2008

phantom

a clown box which actually physically appears at work .

some phantom which sells bread with fillings

by Kenneth J dick June 6, 2008

Phantom

Used in the sport of hockey, when another player gets credit for a goal or assist that rightfully belonged to a fellow teammate.

Parrish: "Hey ref, throw down #88 for that assist!"

Boyd: "No man, I passed the puck!"

Ref: "Wow Parrish! Stop being such a fuckin phantom!!"

by MerrilRiv November 24, 2009

phantom dick pain

The sudden intense pain a female experiences when observing a punch or otherwise painful stimuli to the male genital region

Vic: did you see that video of the San Francisco player that got his johnson grabbed in a tackle?
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things

by neverscurred January 26, 2014

Phantomtastic

Phantomtastic is another word for wow or oh my God or phenomenal.

I would make a Phantomtastic president.

by Markallenjohns31 January 10, 2022