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prontorious
Get on this cock, prontorious.
Ride my cock prontoriously bitch!
*ashleigh guttierrez invented this word*
Ride my cock prontoriously bitch!
*ashleigh guttierrez invented this word*
prontorious by blj6 February 12, 2008
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Prantor • pranto • Praetorian Guard • praetoriantoxic • Pranter • pantorant • Pantorum • phantorgasm • praetor • Prankorate
praetor
Officially, a designation that made a consul into a leader of the armies of the state.
Title of certain warlords. (before the Roman Empire)
Title of certain warlords. (before the Roman Empire)
praetor by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
pull a praytor
the act of shitting in the tub. usually, when questioned, one who has pulled a praytor will claim that they "just had to".
"Oh man, yesterday in the bath I was so tempted to pull a praytor."
"Eww, why? Aren't baths usually right next to the toilet?"
"Eww, why? Aren't baths usually right next to the toilet?"
pull a praytor by Gamer Moment March 11, 2019
Praetorian Guard
Praetorian Guard by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
Praetorian Guard
The Praetorian guards were a force of bodyguards used by Roman emporers early on in the Roman Empire. Praetorians were not very good at they're job as they managed to kill off more emporers themselfs than they managed to protect, until one day an emporer, Constantine I, got the brilliant idea of disbanding the guard before they assassinated him too.
1: "how are we going to assassinate the emporer"
2: "don't worry his Praetorian Guard's have already done him in"
1: "..."
2: "don't worry his Praetorian Guard's have already done him in"
1: "..."
Praetorian Guard by Strike Z3R0 April 26, 2011
Pantorum
Pantorum by Chubbs McScrotenstein September 9, 2012
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.