Prantor 

Prantor is a very talented person and a real friend. Prantors are very loyal and trustworthy. He can make anyone happy. If you meet a Prantor then don't let him go. Try to make him your friend and your life will change.

Hey call a prantor to handle this tough situation.

Prantor by Chfyxhx June 11, 2018

prontorious

Right fucking now!
ASAP
Immediately!

GET ON IT BITCH

Get on this cock, prontorious.

Ride my cock prontoriously bitch!

*ashleigh guttierrez invented this word*

prontorious by blj6 February 12, 2008

praetor 

Officially, a designation that made a consul into a leader of the armies of the state.

Title of certain warlords. (before the Roman Empire)

Praetors combined the roles of judges, generals, and governers.

praetor by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004

pull a praytor

the act of shitting in the tub. usually, when questioned, one who has pulled a praytor will claim that they "just had to".

"Oh man, yesterday in the bath I was so tempted to pull a praytor."
"Eww, why? Aren't baths usually right next to the toilet?"

pull a praytor by Gamer Moment March 11, 2019

Praetorian Guard

An elite force of bodyguards used by Roman emperors.

Augustus created the Praetorian Guard in 27 BCE.

Praetorian Guard by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004

Praetorian Guard

The Praetorian guards were a force of bodyguards used by Roman emporers early on in the Roman Empire. Praetorians were not very good at they're job as they managed to kill off more emporers themselfs than they managed to protect, until one day an emporer, Constantine I, got the brilliant idea of disbanding the guard before they assassinated him too.

1: "how are we going to assassinate the emporer"

2: "don't worry his Praetorian Guard's have already done him in"

1: "..."

Praetorian Guard by Strike Z3R0 April 26, 2011

Pantorum

The frothy mixture of butter and excess batter that is often the by-product of cooking pancakes.

"I was making breakfast this morning and got pantorum all over my apron."

Pantorum by Chubbs McScrotenstein September 9, 2012