Pashed Potatoes 

Pushed Around Mashed Potatoes. The idea of mashed potatoes but instead of mashing you are pushing the potatoes around with a spoon or some stir stick similar.

"Damn Ayaan, you sure make great Pashed Potatoes!"

Pashed Potatoes by MonstersJuice. December 13, 2009

Potato Sacker 

The opposite of a butterface or a girl you would put a paper bag over the face of before intercourse. Potato sacking is necessary with girls who have nice face but less then desirable bodies that need to be covered before oral sex, because head is head.

damn i thought that girl was fine until she stepped out from behind the counter.... definately a potato sacker!

Potato Sacker by shotgun facelift September 28, 2009

potatheism

The religion of The Potato. Potatheists are strictly forbidden to eat potato of any kind. The opposite of a Potatheist is a Tater Hater

Matthew, a strong believer of potatheism, pledges his honor to the Potato every morning

potatheism by Harrissia September 16, 2013

potato voice

(verb- to have a): to be able to sing for shit, i.e to be able only to sing an acrapella

if you have a potato voice, not even a musical education at La Scalla in Milan, Italy, won't help you, and you shouldn't consider singing as you vocation.

potato voice by Uncle Dimma November 17, 2013

potato dinner 

Getting laid

Yo bruh, did you get da potato dinner?

potato dinner by Mechtech203 April 29, 2014

potato mailbox 

because there are now multiple genders in 2017
a potato mailbox is a person who looks like a potato((they believe/are they look ugly)) and is a mailbox because screw being a male or a female, everyone is something entirely different

me: i identify as a bisexual potato mailbox
friend: im pansexual
triggered idiot: NO! YOU CANT BE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS

potato mailbox by THEPOTATOMAILBOX October 3, 2017

Potatoism 

The inability to hit any of the enemy with any weapon in online gaming

“Mate, you missed them all! Have you got potatoism?”

Potatoism by Fireblade69 June 22, 2018