Cunt poker 

A lesbian.
Has to finger fuck 'cause she ain't got a cock to satisfy her beatch.

Loretta is such a voracious cunt poker! Her hands always smell of fish fingers.

Cunt poker by silkpouch September 15, 2007

hubcap pose 

Placement of a stray hubcap at a highly visible location near the roadside. The finder positioned the fallen hubcap so that the owner might find it.

My lost hubcap was in a great hubcap pose. I'm thankful to the person who propped it up near the sidewalk under the light.

hubcap pose by yes juanito yes December 7, 2014

Hole Poker 

Either a man or women who pokes holes with needles in contraceptives in hopes of trapping their friend with benefits.

Rey: Hey bro i just got off the phone with Nikki and she's prego.. WTF am i gonna do?

JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?

Rey: yes every time!

JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?

Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?

JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!

Hole Poker by Nessy810 September 3, 2009

poker 

some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not

let us play poker

poker by Speedy bob January 16, 2004

liquor in the front, poker in the rear 

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

liquor in the front, poker in the rear by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

jesus christ pose 

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.

Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.

jesus christ pose by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008

poperlocker 

Noun: a slang term for 'prostitute'.

Did you see that girl?

Yeah- she looked like a poperlocker.

poperlocker by LeggoMehEggo May 13, 2016