mom humor

The sarcastic humor that only mom's can understand, they also usually display it when talking to their offspring when other mothers are around just to impress said mothers.

Often annoys offspring.

Child: Mom I'm bored.
Mom: Well then go clean your room *smiles at other moms who are laughing*

Typical Example of mom humor.

by Beeawnkuh August 18, 2011

mom gap

The feeling of being attracted to someone who resembles a family member.

John thinks Julie Bowen is hot, but I don't know how he jumped the mom gap, she looks like his aunt.

by Chamca November 17, 2013

Mom Crap

The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.

Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.

by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014

mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!

Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"

by scrumptiousMonster July 8, 2017

Mom's Paschetti

The vagina of your best friends mother. Something you would eat out, or insert you penis into.

Me: I'm finna eat ya Mom's Paschetti
Thomas: What?
Me: mhm

by Chekeks May 21, 2018

Mom Gush

The involuntary projectile posting of ones children on social media outlets, specifically indoctrinating ones ability to reproduce whilst maintaining relevance. Commonly, a representation of deep seated insecurity and obsessive self-placating

I’m so sick of all the mom gush on my feed

by wasabe_who March 5, 2018

Mom Lit

Something that’s lit as fuck

Did you go to that party last night? It was mom lit, man!

by Territheberri October 27, 2018