emeraldeyes's definitions

Mom Crap

The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.

Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.

by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014

Pearl Finish

A classier cream pie, when only a small "pearl" of cum leaks out.

Dude 1: What makes it classy porn?
Dude 2: When it's a pearl finish.

by emeraldeyes May 22, 2016

boy boycott

When you are completely over boys and their dumb shit. You decide on abstaining from them for a certain period of time

I’ve had enough of the games and the heartbreak, I’m going on a boy boycott!

by emeraldeyes July 15, 2018