Chinese Oven Mitt

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009

Squish Mitten

An exceptionally warm and cozy vagina.

That girl's squish mitten felt as good as warm apple pie.

by lambaa September 30, 2008

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011

Mitt Romney

A stupid NEO-CON (NEO-CONS ARE NOT REAL CONSERVATIVES) THAT FLIP FLOPS ON HIS POLICIES MORE THAN ROLLS OF FAT ON ROSIE O'DONNELL RACING TO THE NEAREST ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET

JASON: I LOVED THAT SPEECH THAT MITT ROMNEY GAVE
STAN: ARE YOU DEAF OR STUPID? THE GUY SAID THE OPPOSITE LAST WEEK OF WHAT HE SAID THIS WEEK
JASON: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT
STAN: EVEN IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ALL OF RON PAUL'S POLICIES AT LEAST HE'S BEEN CONSISTENT WITH THEM FOR OVER 30 YEARS, ROMNEY CAN'T EVEN KEEP A POLICY FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 22, 2012

Mitchell

a beautiful person who deserves the best in life

Isn't he a mitchell?

by ...........bob..... August 2, 2011

Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu

The sword style of Kenshin Himura. Described in the Anime series (English dub) as "The super-sonic sword". The practitioner can anticipate the moves of an opponent based on intent and react before a move is made. Shortened in the (English dub) Anime to just "Hiten Mitsurugi".

His speed was no match for the legendary Hiten Mitsurugi style

by Desdecardo February 3, 2004

mittys

another word for male tittys

my dad mittys are a size C

by Coconut Queen of Haiti Queen Lauren August 19, 2004