masseur

Generally considered to be a man who practices massage therapy, however this is a misnomer. A masseur is a man who practices massage and has none of the western medical training and is not licensed and may be associated with prostitution. In most states this is illegal.

I did not spend 15,000 dollars on school to become a masseur. The start up for prostitution would have been much cheaper but I wanted to make sure I didn't do anything stupid like perform hot stone on a client with severe heart problems so I became a massage therapist instead.

masseur by raptorprincess November 1, 2014

Love Masseur 

A man who practices the art of erotic massage mostly though not always with the purpose of sex, foreplay, icebreaking and/or muscular pain!

Baby I am your Love Masseur to-nite!

"So whatcha did yesterday dude!"
"I met this front burner we like totally hit it off"
"Didja score bitch!"
"Yeah! The Love Masseur was working overtime!"

My tounge (or any other external body part) is the WMD of my love arsenal baby!

I am the Love Masseur

Love Masseur by Praney Deb May 4, 2005

masteurdate 

noun. when one takes oneself out on a date in which the ultimate prize is masteurbation.

I had such a good masteurdate last night, I got about 5mL of proof if you dont believe me.

masteurdate by mark86 March 5, 2007

clit masseuse 

an object or device of some sort, typically a vibrator or some other sex toy, used to pleasure that part of a woman's anatomy.

Jamie didn't understand why her friends spent so much many on sex toys when her washing machine, the best clit masseuse ever, was totally free!

clit masseuse by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003

massturbation 

mass masturbation. pronounced: mass-ter-bay'-shun. dry orgy. massturbation can refer to the act of stimulating one's own sexual organs in the presence of other persons (seven or more) who are performing the same act. it can also refer to an event involving such acts. massturbation is gender-blind. verb: massturbate. someone who massturbates: massturbator. someone who is taken to a massturbation against his/her will or someone who is new to massturbation: massturbatee.

Susie: "Where were you last night?"
Frank: "Attending the massturbation at the stadium."

massturbation by mecovili October 20, 2006

Critical Massturbation 

(n)The point at which one's ejaculation becomes explosive.

"Man, last night I jacked it for like six hours before I hit critical massturbation."

Critical Massturbation by MisterCell. April 14, 2013

juice masseuse 

A juice masseuse comes prepared with a variety of juices that will surely in the end be a very pleasant experience with many bonuses. juices will include; massage oils, sweat, more massage oil, more sweat, some leakage, sweat and then you know what "comes" next

when Matt ie: the juice masseuse arrives at April's with his plethera of juices and oils he rubbed her down until she was able to experience all the bonuses that "comes" with the massage

juice masseuse by John,April,Katie,Kate&Ryan December 29, 2005