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Mile high-five club 

On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.

Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright
The distance one must travel alone
to make sense of things

- song by Joshua Radin
They walked the star mile separately and came back together
star mile by morphologicalfreedom September 28, 2013

8 mile Drawback 

A person with a monumental forehead(whether naturally like that, due to a bad hairline or a receding hairline).
No matter the width or length of the head.
"Your haircut sucks, your barber don't like you haha"
"Who are you cussing with your raindrops keep falling on my head, x games ramp, 8 mile drawback, 'God LIKES all his children', hairline?"
8 mile Drawback by HaUKnowItsTrue January 8, 2017

Miracle Mile 

The red-light district of Tucson, Arizona. Not as popular as Van Buren in Phoenix, AZ, but still goodtimes.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm freakin bored..."
Guy 2: "Let's hit up Miracle Mile."
Guy 1: "That's pretty gross, man!"
Guy 2: "...yeah, I know..."
Guy 1: "Besides, I'm broke."
Guy 2: "That's pretty gross man."
Guy 1: "...yeah, I know..."
Miracle Mile by K@B00$3 December 9, 2008

mile-high club 

The mile-high club is an exclusive club for guys who have jacked off and had a cumgasm in the restroom of an airplane flying at least one mile high.
I became a member of the mile-high club when I was a teenager!
mile-high club by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

mile high slush puppy 

when you wank your load into a plane toilet and quickly flush it in the hope that it will freeze into a spear of jiz and spike an unsuspecting naked sunbather, thus impregnating your seed
captain: would passengers please take their seats, including those tossing off a mile high slush puppy in the bog