knocked the rocket off the couch

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform

dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.

by mr astronaught October 31, 2011

knackerise

(vb) to grab, squeeze and/or pull the testicles, either through the clothes or by opening the fly, to cause more or less severe pain. English. knacker knackers

Sometimes as a joke, often as torture, occasionally so that the victim will be so preoccupied with his pain that he desists from some antisocial behaviour.

He was being too aggressive, so I knackerised him. That gave him something to think about.

There's (name)! It's his birthday: grab him and knackerise him! Make his day!

by frankieco January 24, 2012

knocked sick

when a group of people begin singing Wonderwall By Oasis, you feel a terrible feeling. This is being knocked sick

''Hey, James & David are singing Oasis!"
*Feels Sick*
''I have successfully been knocked sick''

by Jean Claude Rag Man December 10, 2013

knackerwallet

A wallet totally devoid of money; one typically filled with cobwebs and useless bits of paper.

I left my knackerwallet at the pub, but who cares, there’s nothing in it to steal anyhow.

by LS_GA May 14, 2014

Knackerphile

noun. - A term used to describe an uncontrollable sexual fascination and attraction with people from the travelling community.

"Terry never leaves the halting site. He's such a knackerphile!"

by WordsyMcWordsmith May 13, 2015

knicker fat

Knicker fat: I.e when your cock juggling thunder cunt of a friend lee calls you knicker fat when on a night out.

Rachel: hey Lee
Lee: fuck off knicker fat

by Knicker fat June 1, 2016

knickering

A preferential choice for higher quality goods. To desire something with higher standards.

I've always had a knickering for high end whiskey.

by Mr. Bad68 May 29, 2016