holy mess

Version of holy crap that is used by me and my friends.

Holy mess did you see that girl's purse? It was so ugly!

by TaLk-O-hOLiC March 15, 2005

Holy Child

Yeah, it may suck, but we aren't little shithead skanks like Visi, Holton, Holy Cross girls, we aren't bitches who have a movie about mean people based on our school, and we aren't borderline psychotic like Stone Ridge girls. To sum it all up, Holy Child kicks way more ass then all y'all. BOOYAKASHA

Girl 1: Dude, im so happy i dont go to holton, or visi, or sr, or holy cross...
Girl 2: oh me too, they all suck donkey cock
Girl 1: Totally, plus, all the guys like Holy Child girls cuz we're just awesome
Girl 2: w00t!

by snackwell05 October 25, 2004

Holy Monkey

The God of the unknown religion called Pineauism

Praise The Holy Monkey

by Monkey Minnion 1 January 11, 2004

holy mother of god

When you witness a naked Vietnamese man in a shower with his niece biting off his pubic hairs.

Holy mother of god, I think those Tung Kee nips stole my daughter!

by ekoshyun June 30, 2003

Holy Diver

A shit that is so long it reaches the bottom of the bowl before breaking off.

Also, a really good Dio song covered by Killswitch Engage

Shit, that After-Grog Bog was a holy diver!

The song: "Holy Diver, You been down so long in the midnight sea"

by Dosemania September 5, 2006

Holy of Holies

The vagina of any royal female. Usually wet.

Prince - yo man I dipped my cock in the holy of holies last night.

Knight - sweet man who’s was it.

by lil Jim Jim November 13, 2018

Holy City

The city of Charleston, SC. The greatest city in the country. The name came from the local hardcore kids back in the 80's.

Guy 1: Hey dude, where ya from?
Guy 2: The Holy City.

by HC Local November 5, 2009