grondle

to grind grip and fondle someone all at the same time
Often causes blue balls

Dude that chick grondled me so hard last night my balls are still sore

by docnaks October 11, 2011

grundle patch

the stretch of unwanted hair that starts at the base of the testicles and continues to the rim of your sphincter, usually uncomfortable when moist

I got a brazillan wax the other day, and my lack of grundle patch is swollen!

by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005

Grundle Wizard

A mythical creature lurking in the deepest forest covered corners of the grundle, highly skilled in witchcraft and wizardly endeavors that only surfaces to get its daily fill of grundle gravy and provide bountiful donkey punches.

That pen was a big grundle wizard

by NagDuck January 9, 2010

4x4 proving grounds

(noun) place where all the mud crickets, mud sluts, “country” girls go to get drunk play in the mud and wake up with stds.

“Dude were you at 4x4 proving grounds last weekend?”

“Yeah did you see that girls tits?”
“yeah man i gave her some beads and we shotgunned a twisted tea together”

by Jeeper207 September 8, 2018

Groundation

A verb; form of "to be grounded" as in "being on restriction".

Most often used in reference to teenagers' restrictions by mean Or caring parents.

"After being grounded for not coming home on time and after her mom found a receipt for $100.00 worth of beer in her car; Lindsey asked "Just how long is my groundation?".

by sdqt July 8, 2009

GROUNDPOUND

A non-resident hunter's art of killing North Dakota Game animals by shooting them before they are allowed to move from a relaxed position.

"He cheated and Groundpounded the Pheasant before it could fly!"

by GAME FAN ND November 14, 2011

Groundskeeper

The act of peeing inside of a butthole.

I'd stay away from Lewis, he's a total groundskeeper. I mean, unless that's your thing.

by Mycatlego September 7, 2013