Ghetto Gormet 

Enhancing the most basic meals with a little zazz. For example, taking KD and saucing it up with some cajun spice, ground beef, and shredded swiss for a gormet KD.

Playa 1: "no way I'm eating raman, dude. That shit is nasty."
Playa 2: "Chill; I'm a ghetto gormet."

Ghetto Gormet by Paluka Joe March 24, 2008

Ghetto Parfait 

A mixture of yogurt and kelogg's corn flakes eaten at one's tiny cubicle with a dirty spoon.

Dre: Ayo snoop you down to hit this blunt?
Snoop Dogg: Naw dawg, I got this ghetto parfait forizzee

Ghetto Parfait by ghettoparfait October 8, 2008

ghetto surround sound

n. When you are watching a tv program in one room, and another person is watching the same program in another room; and you can hear their tv and yours, playing the same thing.

room 1 is watching channel 64, room 2 is also watching channel 64.
"Hey mom, I can hear your tv."
"I can hear yours too."
"Haha, sounds like we have ghetto surround sound."

ghetto surround sound by Mr. Thornberry June 7, 2009

Ghetto Philosopher 

An intelligent black man/woman who discusses issues within the black community and advocates possible reforms

Khari Enaharo is an active Ghetto Philosopher in the Columbus black community.

Ghetto Philosopher by TenaciousPaul March 27, 2010

ghetto pickle 

noun. a watermelon

We purchased a ghetto pickle for the picnic.

ghetto pickle by kenandrick August 17, 2010

ghetto punch 

Ghetto Punch- (noun) Kool Aid made with grain alcohol or any neutral grain spirit (like vodka).

A: Hey man, you going over to Carl's party?
B: Nah, man. All he ever has is Ghetto Punch, and that shit always fucks me up.

ghetto punch by TimmieTimTims September 1, 2011

Ghetto Champagne 

The popular mixed drink, originating in the African American culture, that is made with the mixture of Mountain Dew™ and (usually) cheap ghetto boxed white wine.

"Damn bruh, he f**d up on that Ghetto Champagne

Ghetto Champagne by SmithersTheWise February 12, 2014