pimple distraction

When your having sex with a woman from behind and her ass pimples cause you to go limp!

She was hot, but the pimple distraction looked like puss filled ass craters and killed my boner.

by Richardo Cabesa March 22, 2017

Cookie Distraction

When you can't focus because someone has cookies and it distracts you.

I forgot what I was saying because there was a cookie distraction.

by Slvrbt October 1, 2017

dickhead distance

The additional distance you try to keep between your self and a dickhead.

There were some loud dickheads going down the escalator so I waited at the top for 30 seconds to gain some dickhead distance.

by Doctor dickhead January 21, 2018

cognitive distortion

an instance in which our minds trick us into believing a falsehood, or something that is not true.

girl 1: i dont want to go to the party! everyone will laugh at my dress.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.

by crestfallendays July 31, 2018

Cuddle distrugged

When you in a indephant depressive mood because you hate to sleep alone.

It’s so close I can taste it and I gotta just take being cuddle distrugged

by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019

Anti distinctly minty monetarism

Prince George's unsuccessful attempt to say "antidisestablishmentarianism" in the TV series "Blackadder the Third".

Anti distinctly minty monetarism is not the longest word in the English language

by Tunntsd March 9, 2019

liver disturber

A lewd and entirely unchristian term for a man's godgiven "penis".

Oi punk! Ya done got me wit ur liver disturber up me bottle and glass!

by TukerySlutu April 18, 2019