Dressage

Dressage is a stupid english riding sport. You make your horse do different things, such as walking, cantering, loaping, running, side stepping etc. Usually only preppy girls compete in this sport, because they have nothing better to do then show how much money they have, and that dirt is gross. Western riders laugh at these silly preppy english riding girls, cause they don't know how to actually ride.

Preppy girl #1: Like OHMIGOSH! My finger nails are dirty, ewww!

Preppy girl #2: Gross, you actually touched your horse, During dressage!

Cowgirl #1: Are you kidding me?

- Preppy girls stick they're gross little pierced noses up, and get on they're poor horses, that never get freedom.

THE END.

by Turn&BurnBaby. December 5, 2011

Dressage

An adjective used to describe something classy or just generally awesome. It can be adapted to cure one's lack of a better word in most situations.

A: "How do I look"
B: "You might want to dressage yourself up a bit."
A: " wow...very dressage"

by spendid October 5, 2011

smartass'dness

its a word

a blatant display of "smartass'dness"

by notdon June 3, 2003

Cross Dresser

A person who wears two big brands at the same time, i.e a person who wears a Nike top and adidas pants.

Random guy: what the fuck is he wearing?
Me: oh, he's a cross dresser!
Random guy: what?
Me: a guy who wears two big brands at the same time, he looks like a faggot!

by That girl who makes shit up? June 20, 2016

dressing

medium,ok,mediocre in between good and bad.

my brother is ok he is dressing.

by Jamie mitchell February 28, 2004

smartass'dness

its a word...

tom thats a blatant display of "smartass'dness"

by notdon June 3, 2003

Raunch Dressing

Semen that has been ejaculated into a woman's vagina; the cream of a "cream pie".

Good thing these aren't my best sheets, some raunch dressing dripped onto them.

by Trust me, it's true January 15, 2012