PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection)

To those who thought there couldn't be worse than that couple slobbering noisily all over each other centimetres from your own face at rush hour on the tube (Public Displays of Affection) - think again.

There's always Pathetic Displays of Affection. These usually occur when one or both parties is irretrievably inebriated. Sometimes followed by convenient memory loss the morning after the night before and/or heavy regret and shame felt by one or both parties.

Almost without fail intoxication-related, Pathetic Displays of Affection can be physical or virtual - in which case, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, they can take the various but inevitably excruciating forms of drunken dialling, texting or even, more permanently so, emailing and instant messaging.

Pedro, spare us all the PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) and the ensuing wingeing phone call to me about how mortified you are. There is no world in which it's a good idea to tell this Madeleine girl you just met at the bar that you want to marry her and impregnate her shortly afterwards. Even if she IS a hot blonde blue-eyed Swede.

by princessetamtam April 29, 2009

Disha

Super nice and slightly emo girl obsessed with music and book/TV fandoms. That sounds kind of weird, but trust me, if you become best friends with her, she'll be the most caring, considerate and kind girl you can relate to and who will always be there during your hard times.

"Who's the best friend you've ever had?" "Oh, definitely Disha. She's awesome!"

by DISHA's BESTIEEE May 10, 2016

disdig

A phrase that has been coined on the movie "Kids" by Larry Clark.

this dick

"Hey, do you got disdig?" -- you.
"What is disdig?" -- clerk.
"DO YOU GOT DISDIG!?" -- you.
"What is disdig!?" -- clerk.
"THIS DICK MOTHER FUCKA!?" -- you.
walk away with your friend who just jacked a 40

by jp March 9, 2005

Disney Syndrome

Disney Syndrome is the development of a flawed out look on life. Little girls think there's true love and a "happily ever after" for all of them. That and their outlook on love is molded into an idea that love is romance and a hot, strong guy that will sweep them off their feet is what romance is (and thus what love is). While in fact none of these things are true.

Brittanie got hit with Disney Syndrome hard when her boyfriend didn't act like the prince she thought he would be.

by BROCKTHELOCK September 9, 2012

Discracktion

The distracting butt crack one sees in public ie. baseball games, church, or even in Target. Typically on a women but can be seen on a man. Not to be mistaken for plumbers butt.

When a women's Discracktion prevents an on looker from focusing on the event. When a women sits on the baseball bench and her butt crack, not her thong, is distrackting the viewers from the game. Frequently happens in churches with open, fold up seats.

by Sean Mills January 16, 2009

disco santa claus

An older gentleman who believes he is cooler than he is. He thinks he is edgy, but since he is so old it just comes off as being cute.

Hey I was just playing Clint Eastwood in COD, he thought he was dirty hairy, but I made him look like a disco santa claus.

by digitalogic8 January 21, 2011

disney lesbian

A lesbian relationship where they have both met their 'fairy princesses and will live happily ever after'. Days are spent dancing around together, picking flowers in sunshine filled meadows with birds singing and little bunnies at their feet.

They refuse to believe that the world is not really like that and continue with their smug, vomit-inducing behaviour

Amy and Molly were always singing and smiling and holding hands wherever they went. Totally earning the tag 'disney lesbians'

by unico2525 August 18, 2011