Much like the action of a sucker punch (where you unexpectedly punch someone in the gut), to sucker dick a person is to either penetrate and/or slap them with your dick whilst they least expect it.
1. Man, I totally sucker dick-ed Jane last night, she was not expecting it at all!
2. "Hey, so is sucker dicking like rape?"
" Nah, it's more like when you're cuddling in bed with your girlfriend and you put in while she doesn't
expect it. It's also when she's crouching or on her knees and you smack her with your dick."
"Oh. Sweet."
3. "And on his tombstone it shall be written, 'Here lies _________: Caring Father, Loving Husband, Sucker Dick Champion".
2. "Hey, so is sucker dicking like rape?"
" Nah, it's more like when you're cuddling in bed with your girlfriend and you put in while she doesn't
expect it. It's also when she's crouching or on her knees and you smack her with your dick."
"Oh. Sweet."
3. "And on his tombstone it shall be written, 'Here lies _________: Caring Father, Loving Husband, Sucker Dick Champion".
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Get the dick donner mug.A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)
When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.
His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.
His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.
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Get the Dick Cheney mug.A man who Beats The Pussy(Vagina) Up. A who man gives a woman a good fucking in other terms getting up in them Guts!!!!!!!!!!!
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Woman: Hey Zaddy
Man: Hey lil mama ready for me
Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good
Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question
Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes
Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)
Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!
I think yall get it by now .....
Man: Hey lil mama ready for me
Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good
Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question
Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes
Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)
Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!
I think yall get it by now .....
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She’s always trying to dick police someone. Telling us what type of women we should or shouldn’t be smashing
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Get the Dick Police mug.A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.
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