crotch chris 

A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.

Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.

crotch chris by Gargles June 14, 2017

crotch stench 

That horrible odor that comes from your genital area when you're not practicing proper hygiene.

"Damn boi, you got that major crotch stench!"

crotch stench by Kankuro7s August 1, 2017

Crotch Crickets 

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.

"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."

Crotch Crickets by RandomVCadditions August 6, 2017

crotch feeding 

When a girl feeds her partner her pussy.

We have to head home now, it's time for my boyfriend's crotch feeding.

crotch feeding by meghatter August 29, 2017

crotch cricket 

Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...

Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park

crotch cricket by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018

crotch guzzler 

A bi-sexual person who only gives oral and never has sex. Often regarded as a huge slut.

That guy is such a man whore. He sucks off everyone even the guys.

Yeah he's a Crotch Guzzler.

crotch guzzler by Vere_Shylah November 27, 2017

Crotch Potatoe 

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

Crotch Potatoe by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017