Definitions by RandomVCadditions

LMTILI5 

Initialism for "Lead me through it like I'm 5". Asking someone to simplify, slow down, or "dumb down" instructions. A alternate version of "EITMLI5" (explain it to me like I'm 5)

"You went through that too fast, LMTILI5"

LMTILI5 by RandomVCadditions February 7, 2024

Crotch Crickets 

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.

"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."

Crotch Crickets by RandomVCadditions August 6, 2017