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Crotch Crickets

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.

"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."

by RandomVCadditions August 6, 2017

LMTILI5

Initialism for "Lead me through it like I'm 5". Asking someone to simplify, slow down, or "dumb down" instructions. A alternate version of "EITMLI5" (explain it to me like I'm 5)

"You went through that too fast, LMTILI5"

by RandomVCadditions February 7, 2024