When the Cows Come Home 

at some unspecified time in the future, perhaps never.

Raymond will repay all the money he owes. That will probably happen when the cows come home.

When the Cows Come Home by Geraldinexxx January 12, 2012

its not like youre good enough to come up with a new word and have everyone use it 

something carlos would say

its not like youre good enough to come up with a new word and have everyone use it by Alyssa October 1, 2003

Why come? 

A question, similar to "how come?" but with more emphasis on the motivations of the subject

"Jimmy your mother and I are getting a divorce"

"Why Come?"

"Because she is a no good skank"

Why come? by Mattconno October 3, 2008

The come up board 

The biggest piece of shit forum to ever surface on the internet.

Full of horny 14 year olds and 35 year old assholes.

Never go on this shit, ever.

Guy 1: Hey, you ever been on the come up board?

Guy 2: Dude, fuck that place, it's a piece of shit.

The come up board by Fuckthecomeup July 21, 2010

first come second swallow 

A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.

OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.

first come second swallow by Terio Marin May 28, 2016

how come 

The way that people under the age of 7 ask "why".

6 year old: "How come the sky is blue?"
Parent: "Because it is"

25 year old: "How come Kathy isn't coming by tonight?"
Friend: "Because you speak like a fucking child"

how come by tentimesfriday April 30, 2023

you should've come to Shiratorizawa 

Seijoh's volleyball captain made a huge mistake and went to the wrong school. Smh Oikawa, smh... He should've come to Shiratorizawa, the best volleyball team ever in the whole universe...

"You should've come to Shiratorizawa, Oikawa Tooru .... but you didn't, what a shame.."

you should've come to Shiratorizawa by Wakatoshi January 8, 2017