1 definition by tentimesfriday

The way that people under the age of 7 ask "why".
6 year old: "How come the sky is blue?"
Parent: "Because it is"

25 year old: "How come Kathy isn't coming by tonight?"
Friend: "Because you speak like a fucking child"
by tentimesfriday April 30, 2023
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