Betard

When a person is being a tard

Goddamn that kid is a betard

Your driving is betarded

by Carter88 September 28, 2010

bill boarders bucket

a very large and deep, gushing vagina

man, i met some girl last night, her cunt was so fucked up i thought id fallen over into a pile of shit.

by jody June 11, 2006

Charcoochie board

When a cannibal takes the pussy lips off his victims and places them on a chopping board in a deceptive manor

Mhmmm this charcoochie board is very beautiful

by AutumnSquatamn October 2, 2021

wash board

making a person feel like their drowning

wash board: laying someone down with a wooden board, and pour water into their mouth

by nat_shedevil February 20, 2011

skid-boarding

Boarding on one's own skidmarks.

You take a bunch of fresh skidmarks from your shorts and smear them on the sidewalk. Then you take a board, get a running start, and hop on the board as you slide upon your skidmarks.

"Damn! Did you see my homie straight up just beat the skid-boarding world record for longest skid-board?"

by Eyepatch July 7, 2007

Pelican Board

Similar to a spring board but relies upon the kinetic energy of pelicans instead of springs.

"The installation of pelican boards in all our new swimming pools has brought much joy to the formely unemployable pelican population of our ficticious city" ~ The Mayor of a fictional city

by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 12, 2003

panic boardies

A bunch of hormonal 12 year olds posting about a faggot band.
The Non-Panic! section is filled with hormonal 13 year olds and is better if you want a shitload of drama instead of "zomg is keltie rly frum canadia?"

n00b: i luv ryan ross!
panic boardies: GTFO TEENIE

by catfapper January 12, 2009