Blanket cakes

getting creampied and not getting to the bathroom quick enough so it leaks all over your blankets

Wesley blanket cakes me.

by Herobabe12 April 21, 2021

Blanket out of the dryer

When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.

Friend 1: Howd it go last night?

Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer

by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021

blankentity

the funniest person on tiktok, also goes by the name “aya”

“have you heard of blankentity?? they’re so funny!!!”

by katloverr666 July 2, 2021

Blanket Pool

You put two couches together so that they make a “pool” and you chuck blankets (coverlets; doonas; what have you) and pillows in it. Jump in! It’s like a pillow fort but with couches and blankets!

Yesterday I binge-watched Rick and Morty from my blanket pool.

by Pineapple Hwy July 6, 2021

blanketinh

When someone ejaculates on another person's feet, licks it off and spits it on their mailman as a form of gratitude and as a sexual hint

Jenny blanketinh earlier today

by Horny and tired July 16, 2021

Blaked

When you get so drunk that you go full Blake. This often involves taking your shirt off, wrestling with your friends, dancing aggressively and perhaps even injuring yourself before you pass out at 9pm. You then wake up the next day with intense feelings of shame and regret.

Oh man, I got totally Blaked last night.

Don’t go full Blake tonight!

by Michaelisalwayswatching October 20, 2021

Blanket

Urban street word coined by Trezz in 2019, means black kid or group of black people.

This blanket came to the door causing problems,,,

by Ninjaone November 3, 2021