Angry dog

When in a drunken state and intercourse you throw up in the female sex partner

I was really hammered last night I gave my wife a angry dog

by Nois3ctm July 8, 2021

Raw Dog

The act of eating a corndog without condiments, such as mustard.

Shit. The folks at Sonic forgot to put mustard in my bag… guess I’ll have to raw dog these 13 corndogs… at least it’s 50 cent corndog day…

by Kong June 21, 2022

Dog

American slang for feet or toes.

“My dogs are out”

“My dogs are barking”

by Treeman123456789 July 31, 2022

Dog

An animal that females think makes up their entire personality.

What do you like to do for fun?
“Pet my dog, go for walks with my dog, feed my dog, bathe my dog”
Ha…yeah, uh, do you like to do anything else besides take care of your pet?
“Uhm ya I downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call me out to a T”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 8, 2023

dickless dog

Someone who is as debased, cowardly and soulless as that castrated pooch on the streets.

John: "Why is Jim such a cocky prick"?

Jack: "Forget about him, he's just a dickless dog".

by fairy fuck September 18, 2012

Dog

God backwards

I like dogs

by EGGSGKSGSGSGSG September 12, 2021

alfalfa dog

dog that is alfalfa

scruffy small dog. however, they are not SCRAGGLY. they are soft. they hold themselves with dignity and look as though they could be part of a royal family of a very wealthy and high class country. often they have one folded ear and one upright ear. there is no one breed that can be used as an example of an alfalfa dog, but when you see an alfalfa dog you will simply know if you have an iq over 3.

look at that cute alfalfa dog its so alfalfaey !!!

by anonymous January 23, 2021