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Liz Patches

Do you have a name so forgettable even your own mother can't remember it? If so, you too are a Liz Patches (also known as a Patches Liz), you will never be called by your given name, a nickname, or even your surname.

Liz Patches has a mixed etymological background, mostly stemming from a common sobriquet, coupled with a pedestrian pet name. It can be used as a proper noun but also functions as a predicative adjective.
My daughter Liz Patches works as a janitor.

My son is a complete Liz Patches. (Indicating how forgettable he is as an individual.)
by MatthiasVice January 15, 2026
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spatty patty

the act of ejaculating on cow patty and proceeding to throw it full force at a significant others face
bro i spatty patty’d my neighbour last week it was straight gas fire flames
by scatlover9000 January 16, 2026
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The UPS Patricia

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Hee Hong Patong

A game in which the objective is to have a continuous flow of made up words.
It must always start with 'Hee Hong Patong' and there must be no hesitation or repetition. A few Real words are allowed... HONG KONG MONG DONG EYE WHY.
"Hee Hong Patong eye why pikkai shong mong patong..."
by Young Team September 18, 2006
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The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...
alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*
by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010
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Show of patriotism

to use a food stamp card at a store
Sam offered a show of patriotism as payment for his groceries at the supermarket.
by The White James Stinson December 28, 2011
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where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.
You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?
by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012
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