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Salman-run

Refers to Mr. Rushdie's hurried flight to escape persecution from radical Muslims, merely because he had exercised his right to free speech by authoring a controversial book.
Mass redfish-migrations typically take place in the fall of the year, but the Salman-run occurred as soon as the author felt threatened, regardless of the season of the year.
Salman-run by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Salman Dawdledie

The lesser-known author-contemporary of the infamous Islam-basher; he merely wrote a mildly-doubtful-toned work regarding the religion and its followers, and so Iranian leaders didn't actually place a bounty on his head; they merely wanted to question him on his "motivation 'n' motives" surrounding the book. He therefore just quietly withdrew from the public eye and slowly travelled to a remote part of the country where he wasn't known well, and then lived out his remaining days in humble anonymity on the modest proceeds from his book.
I wonder if Salman Dawdledie enjoyed fishing during his retirement years?
Salman Dawdledie by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Slmondander 

the act of putting a salmon in a penis
my girlfriend gave me a slmondander in the shower last night, it hurt
Slmondander by nevan tom November 18, 2018
Look at ma fresh Salonti she's a speedster.
Salonti by Allahatopia November 22, 2018
Dat woman stay at da hair salonya.
Salonya by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

Salmana Roka 

A smelly fish, with a tiny penis who loves his own gender. Has dead jokes and chills with people younger than him. He also finds it normal to call girls younger than him fit and peng.
Boy: “Salmana Roka stinks of fish, doesn’t he?”
Friend: “Doent he, everybody knows he had the smallest penis in England!”
Salmana Roka by Ashy Mama December 22, 2018