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Salon

A group of gays that when observed, their Fabulousness cannot be denied.
Honey, that not just one or two queens, look at that group, stunning. That's a salon.
Jake pulled his mesh top over his head and left to meet the rest of his Salon before stunning all the boys at the club
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by StrangerRanger May 9, 2020
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salon

1) A reference to "Salon Le Mesnil" - the quintessential Blanc de Blancs champagne, extremely mouth-filling and tremendously elegant, this champagne is known only to the most dedicated of amateurs. Widely regarded as the finest on earth - only a few mortals ever get to taste it. It only starts to excite collectors when it is over 25-35 years old.

2) A commercial premises offering hair and beauty treatment.
Thank goodness I don't have to suffer P-Diddy rapping about Salon.
by Dan Fox September 9, 2003
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Salon anxiety

the feeling one gets whilst realising during a haircut that the hairdresser is taking just a little too much off. Results in excess sweating and the desire to tell the hairdresser, but being too polite to do so.
"I was sitting at the salon and that hairdresser with the moustache just kept cutting.I was freakin' out she was giving me such bad salon anxiety"
by jokepoacher August 29, 2009
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salon rat

women who work in salons and whose lives revolve around talking trash about other women while in salons...
generally women in their 30's who continue to dress as though they were in their 20's with glitter, animal print, rhinestones, etc.
Her intelligence only allows for conversation involving trash-talking about other women, what a salon rat!
by Marie Antoinette October 14, 2006
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salon hopper

Somebody who goes from salon to salon, or hair-dresser to hair-dresser to get their hair done but complain they don't like it every single time and get their money back so their bum ass never pays for getting their hair done.
Yo did you hear what Kayt does when she has no money to get her hair done? That bitch is a salon hopper!
by Mcama38 January 18, 2014
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salon finish

When you drop your meat and two veg over the edge of the bathroom sink and wash them meticulously...
friend1: "Looks like that girl has her eye in for you mate!"
friend2: "Yeah i know, good thing i had a salon finish before i came out'..."
by LBBH November 13, 2016
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Salon slut

by Owbwkoaagauoa August 8, 2017
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