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Road Munching

Performing oral sex on a women while she is driving; sometimes done for the purpose of seeing if the female driver can focus enough not to crash
Road Munching almost caused K.Lilly to crash her truck on I-75.
by Road Muncher July 30, 2009
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Road Porn

Watching porn on a computer or other personal device while driving. May include, but is not limited to, laptops, ipods or cell phones.
I was watching some road porn. I wasn't paying attention so I was pulled over for speeding. The cop complimented my taste in pornography.
by The Mad Crasher January 1, 2010
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road bump

It is when a woman lifts her ass in the air during sex an the man runs at her behind screaming road bump and slamming his dick into her Vagina
My girlfriend is still mad at me for doing the road bump to her last week
by Mr sister fister👊💦 August 6, 2019
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Road Block

My god you can't even spell Roblox right.
Guy 1: Man I love road blocks
Guy 2: dude cmon. Are you kidding me?
by BigTonyFromTheMafia December 10, 2020
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Museum Road

A creepy ass dirt road in Beverly, MA where many a people have probably been raped or killed.
Rebecca: Yeah the GPS says to go down Museum road...Wait, what, is this even a street?!
by spenceRAWR January 3, 2009
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Cooper Road

A stretch of road in Westerville, OH running from Route 3C to Cleveland Avenue. Long thought to be the most dangerous stretch of road in all the known world, Cooper Road is purportedly used as the authority for determining snow days for Westerville Schools. Young males are expected to travel Cooper Road wearing only a pair of roller blades and a ball cap as a right of passage into Westervillian society. Also known as the Devil's Backbone.
Cooper Road?! Christ-On-His-Throne NO! Nobody goes down that road!
by Z-1980 June 9, 2010
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up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.
After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.
by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006
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