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biscuit period

You have any biscuit of your choice right, your partner (preferably female) is on her period and you dunk biscuits into her blood and chow down on dem soggy digestives
Yoooo just had a biscuit period and let me tell you, it was a bloody fucking mess
by DarkEn1gma January 19, 2020
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period face

Hey did you see how we kicked the shit out of period face last night?
by Chink Dizzle September 11, 2005
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period

Revenge for not phoning your ngirlfriend enough or buying her presents or lunch or fucking cinema tickets or what the fuck she wants...usually conducted during sessions of oral sex.
"Oh you cant expect me to do that, I'm not licking that. PERIOD."
by Jim Hodgson October 3, 2003
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anti-period

A week during which men can engage in manly activities and espouse misogynist beliefs without fear of backtalking females. Unlike the female phenomenon, it is non-cyclical and can occur at any time; but only once per calender month.
"No, honey, I can't mow the lawn today. I'm on my anti-period so I'm going to drink beer and watch football with the guys."
by infested June 14, 2008
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Period

1. Torture for a guy lasting one week.

2. Excuse for a girl to not please a guy.

3. The worst thing God ever created.
dude1: hows the love life?
dude2: Well, right now it sucks, Mary is on her period.
dude1: Ouch, hang in there buddy.
by B.G. Cav January 13, 2008
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Period

A boyfriends most hated time of the month. Quite possibly more of a pain in the ass than it is for the girl.
Girlfriend: God.... Cramps.....
Boyfriend: ....Period...? (Please god no.)
Girlfriend: Yeah.
Boyfriend: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Turdsandwich121 February 16, 2010
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period

"can we fuck"said mike

"no im on my period"said jessica

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" mike said
by maggot for life May 9, 2009
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