by Dan D July 11, 2005
Get the mash potatoesmug. When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face
by Jim April 10, 2004
Get the potato Houdinimug. by Alabama Joe February 6, 2012
Get the potatomug. by The_Phantom_Shitters February 9, 2005
Get the couch potatomug. A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
Get the Baked Potatomug. Moist: When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.
Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.
Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.
by trollmeat January 2, 2018
Get the Moist Potatomug. To stick a potato inside a woman's vagina, then when she sneezes the potato is crushed as the vagina contracts.
No 1: You should try my wife's mash potato. It's amazing how she does it too.
No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.
No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.
by potato pusher December 30, 2010
Get the Potato Crushermug.