Poon-tang

Look up bearded-oyster

I love the taste of poon-tang in the morning.

by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003

Poon Hawk

One who searches for poon as a hawk searches for prey.

person1: Is Bob still looking for someone to go home with?
person2: Yeah, he's such a poonhawk.

by -poonhawk December 19, 2004

Poon Waffle

a distorted wrinkled vagina

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffles.

by Delphina June 11, 2006

Poon Fishing

To use the service of Myspace or other websites to score with the ladies.

Guy: I went on Myspace last night...did some Poon Fishing.
Friend: How'd that turn out?
Guy: I caught me some hotties.

by Tim Black December 13, 2008

poon

1) An indian tree.
2) A vagina.
3) A wimp.
4) A homie or homedog.

1) That tree is a poon
2) I love a bit of poon.
3) just do it, don't be such a poon.
4) Yo, my main poon, someone been dissin our bitches? PIMPIN!

by Tom Browne May 26, 2005

Poon the Boon

Doing anything ever, without the limits of time and space. Pooning the boon is pooning the boon; it can be defined as doing absolutely anything. If you washed your car, you can say you "pooned your car's boon".

Dude, I pooned your boon in Starcraft yesterday.

The girl was all like "Poon my boon!" and I was all, "Okay."

Then the guy pulled out a gun and pooned at my boon! Holy crap!

by Domino August 18, 2004

Poconos

Monroe County in Pennsylvania, consisting of Stroudsburg, East Stroudsburg, Mount Pocono. There are a few others like Tannersville, Bartonsville and Snydersville, but I'm not going to get into that. It is right over the border from New Jersey. A TON of people from Jersey and New York are all coming to the Poconos. It is one of the most diverse places you will ever go. There is very much equality, though the schools are kind of racist. It's nice here, everyone knows everyone. There's not really much to do if your not creative. You have to make your own fun here. It's safe to raise your kids here. Blue Mountain Lake and Penn Estates are two very common residential communities that people live in. Penn Estates is the lower medium and Blue Mountain Lake is the higher medium to semi wealthy. The people who have lived here their whole lives don't like the New Yorkers and Jersey people moving in, and they pretty much despise us. But we outnumber them in ridiculous odds. In a few years, this will turn into a city because SOOOOOOO many people keep moving in. Alot of the shopping centers are brand new because they're trying to keep up with the expansion. There's alot of land, so if your looking to build a house... It's perfect!

1: Where are you from?
2: I'm from New York.
1: Really, what part?
2: the Bronx.
1: Oh, I'm from Jersey!
2: Well I guess we're on the same page because we both live in the Poconos.

by nooworries June 26, 2009